Rant TV

Basic Cable is for Pussies!

2008-04-10T14:39:00.000-07:00

I really want to hate Bravo for making me watch reality television. I have an unhealthy obsession with them. But when you consider these are the people that made Tim Gunn a star; the people that let Austin Scarlett and Santino become Gods. You just have to watch whatever crap they put on! So like a crackwhore looking for the next fix I sit and watch. And rewatch. And totally feel guilty by watching but completely just sit there petrified and watch; Project Runway, Showbiz Moms and Dads; Showdog Moms and Dads; Workout; Blowout; Sheer Genious; Top Chef; Kathy Griffin; Top Design; The Real Housewives of Orange County…and now, The Real Housewives of NYC. STOP MAKING REALITY SHOWS BRAVO!!! I HAVE TO SLEEP, EAT, AND WORK...DAMN YOU BRAVO!!!

Lets just start by saying that the term "housewives" is being very *loosely* used here. Most housewives I know actually are at the "house". Hell, they usually have ONE house. They watch Oprah. They carpool. They talk to their children. They don't get their hair and makeup done everyday. They don't name their kids François. Whatever… I hate the bitches. I like to feel I'm somehow better than these bitches. Pero puta madre, I can't stop watching them!

First there's LuAnn. Now wait, I'm sorry, Countess LuAnn deLesseps. No wait Mrs. Countess LuAnn deLesseps. More like "cuntess" if you ask me! She's got the requisite Latina maid/housekeeper/second mother of her children. And the Hampton's house and yes, the absent husband (she's his #4). This bitch is probably from Elk Horn, Kansas. She used to be a nurse. Now she won't touch her kids moco infested nose with a 10-foot pole. That's what Gloria is for. She sent me over the edge with the whole "Introduce me as Mrs. whateverthefuck to the help. It's the appropriate thing to do. God forbid they call me by my first name! It's not appropriate; they might think we are on the same level." She's right though. Oh and signing up your uppercrust white kid for break dancing classes; poor kid better get ready for years of therapy and some major bullying/ass kicking in school.

Then there's Alex (the "ex model") and her husband Simon. They creep me out! She hasn't realized her hubby is a queen waiting to come out but then again, she's sorta horsey butch, so in the end they are a perfect pair; he picks out her clothes, she carries their babies. They walk the line of pretentiousness and somewhat normality. I have a total love/hate relationship going with them. And hey, they're not *real* snobs! They live in the slums of Brooklyn! In their million+ brownstone! *shudder*

Bethenny, "the city girl's" (read that as a poor man's) Martha Stewart. You might remember this little lady as the runner up on Martha Stewart's Apprentice, which only solidifies the issue that she's "not quite there!!!" She's the closest thing to a housewife on this show cause she actually COOKS. Yes, her OWN meals. All I have to say is, honey, he's not gonna have kids with you. He has 3. He doesn't want to "talk about" the things you do. (Sidenote: Her B/F got fired from his million paying job for being on the show!!!) And I have to be shallow here... her jaw bone scares me. After some intensive internet research I've figured out why... She looks eerily similar to Michael Jackson!

Jill is the semi normal one. She, to me is like a young Joy Behar. I have no major beefs with her, as of now... She actually works. And I love her Longe Aylahnd accent. Just warms my heart. It's her one iota of normality.

And finally Ramona.... If bitch didn't have the name of one of my favorite Beverly Cleary books, I'd hate her... Her one redeeming quality is her poor 12 year old daughter who seems to have more maturity, common sense and natural facial qualities than all the women put together!

So my final analysis? I really doubt these tacky bitches are real "socialites" of NYC. Real socialites don't go on Basic Cable! HELLO pendejos!!!! Nothing less than pay premium!!!

The Bitch is Back in Llanview!

2008-04-08T12:01:00.000-07:00

Tina Lords Roberts is on her way back to Llanview to wreak havoc on the lives of it's residents. if they knew better, they should be bracing themselves cause when hurricane Tina blows into town lives will be affected. The Original Tina was not "The Sexy Tina" nor "The Funny & Wacky Tina"...Oh, no! She was the "Manipulative bitchy Tina" that we all loved to hate.

Who will she mess with first? Dorian? Blair? Viki? So many divas, so little time...and who will she bed?! I hope she comes back with David Vickers...remember that she once had feelings for him but he was too busy trying to pass himself off as a Lord heir ala Jared today until he admitted to Tina that he wasn't and she even married him briefly.

And where has she been all this time? And where is her son, CJ? What ever she says...I will eat it or drink it up!

Tina hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry back...the town needs you! We need you to steal babies and go over waterfalls and steal people's fortunes all the while with an innocent look, bad girl smile and fabulous manicure, bitch!

BB9: Its James World, We Just Live In It.

2008-04-07T12:07:00.000-07:00

Okay, so, seriously, who is not watching? And if not, what are you doing? Because maybe I should be doing that....Anyhoo....This group of houseguests has definitely been a frustrating bunch of retards. But we are watching. Just admit it. We are here for you. Yes, I cannot stand the group left. Except James. Some quick thoughts.

First off, I just cannot hear that horrible South Jersey accent of Adam's again. Why are there no subtitles for Adam? How can a person who speaks like that use the word retard and not think there will be reprecussions? Oh, he can say that because he works with "them?" I dont think so. BTW, he doesnt anymore. I think people who don't work with "them" can say it more easily, so I will. I do think anyone with a brain knows not to call actually disabled people that. I can use the word freely now, because I know who I am referring to. Adam is a retard! Dude, yes you did lose your job A-Baller!! First, I cant even believe it was PUBLIC RELATIONS!!!!!!! what the fuck???!! okay, sorry. but seriously....yes....spoiler alert.... you have been fired dumbass! Who would even hire him? LOOK at him!!! And for PR??? Can you see him doing, like, a press conference. I would be trying to follow his crazy eyes around so much I wouldnt be able to concentrate on translating his South Jerseyeeeese. What the? Who the? And A-Baller? WTF? If I hear that one more time, especially from Natty, I will take a letter opener to my eardrums. Say what? Or I could just change the channel? Don't be silly. Okay, back to the game. Right after this.....

So the oldhead Sheila is annoying. Wait, and horrifying to look at anymore?? Why isnt she wearing makeup? Especially on her gobbles and gobbles of neck skin. Cant she pin that shit up or something? Wear turtlenecks? A big fat choker like the horrible one the Chenbot was wearing the other night? At least then that hideous thing would be useful. You would think the producers would get on that. It could hurt someone. And has she won anything? Besides worst mother on earth?

Sharon and Ryan. Um, boring blobs. The only thing they have done to stay in the house is, well, nothing. Don't talk, don't offend.

Natalie, the bikini barista from Beaver, Oregon, talks so much about herself and God being in the house to get the bad people out, I can't say much, but I would like to know this: Was he also with her in the strip club? The abortion clinic? Is he in those fucking socks? Why else would she wear them like that all the freakin time? Its retarded. Was God also under the sheets with Matty? Speaking of Matty, I wonder if Chelsia fucked his eye straight yet? We know Nat is thinking that and we also know Matty wont turn down a hot peice from Chelsia. Especially if it helps his vision and that of everyone else forced to look at the one now that is so wonked. Seriously, is there a better line in the history of these tools? I will fuck Matty's eye straight. Nope, I don't think so. I still don't miss Chelsia's little spoiled princess ass controlling James and being dead weight hanging around his neck.

Now James James James. I am all about James. I cannot root for anyone else. I dont know how anyone can. About the game, James is a rockstar. 3 POVs in a row, and I have no doubt he can do it again. I am so glad his gameplay was't about Chelsia and he is still rocking it out. But if I were her I mighta gotten on that too. Did you see that thing? How could you miss it? Thank you gay porn! Anyway...That boy has more strength and more heart than most people twice his age. He wants to win, but, supposedly for some good reasons: charity and to keep biking to bring the world together or whatever. Not sure I buy it, I think he will definitely end up partying his ass off...However, I will assume for my own selfish purposes it is true. So that would make beating these shmucks is just icing and probably a whole lot of fun. I am torn. If he really means to do that with the money, maybe karmically it will work out. However, where is the story in that? And does goodness usually prevail on goodness and sound prupose. Hell No!!!!! So, I guess I am back to who knows. Regardless of what he does with the loot, I like him. In my opinion, kid is solid, honest and good. He is a great underdog, funny and seems sweet. I am definitely Team James. Was that obvious?

The Hills 3/24/08

2008-04-01T06:58:00.000-07:00

The Hills are Alive…
…With the sound of drama! Actually, come to think of it, I think about 5 seconds of the season 3.2 premier actually took place in "the Hills"!
This episode showed us Whitney and Lauren "working" in Paris. The work scenes are so damn boring, they are barely worth mentioning. As always, Lauren's personal life takes precedence over her job as she leaves to take a call from Audrina who lets her know that Brody now has a girlfriend! WTF?!? Lauren is gone for like 48 hours, and Brody has already replaced her? Sorry Lauren, apparently whether you go to Paris or not, your love life is still shit! Who is this mysterious new woman, I wonder? Could it be the famous "Britney Canada-Whore" that Lauren discovered in Brody's IPhone last season? Only time will tell!
The trip also would not have been complete without some scripted drama! The ladies are going to go out to some upscale club and Lauren has nothing to wear. Seriously? What the hell was in those 12 suitcases then? Books? Kristin C.? No, Whitney, DO NOT let her wear that ball gown….Crap, she does it anyway. And it stays in one piece? Too bad she hung it back up in front of a hot curling iron! Could we be any more blonde? I don't think so.
Back in the states Heidi's Mystic Tanned self looks like an Oompa Loompa against the Colorado snow. Well, and Oompa Loompa whose upper lip has recently been surgically enhanced. I honestly don't think I heard a word she said in the entire episode, all I could focus on was the balloon on her face.
Have you ever noticed how crazy Spencer's eyes get when he is arguing with Heidi and just trying to hold back as to not look like a douche on tv? (newsflash - you still look like a douche) It is like that movie "Village of the Damned", where the kids make their eyes go all crazy and they are able to make people do things. Maybe that's how he gets Heidi to stay with him….
A few odds and ends; was that the best MTV could do in casting a hot French guy? Can Mariah Carey stand without striking a pose? Were Audrina's naked pics "leaked" to get higher ratings? If so, it worked!
Will Heidi and Spencer of the Damned get back together? Will Lauren find her true love, or….anyone? Stay tuned!

Chuck E. Cheezi Got Served...In Yo Face!!!

2008-03-27T11:55:00.000-07:00

Like a slice of pizza at an 8 year-old’s birthday party, Chikezie Eze got his ass served last night on American Idol.

Now he can start thinking about what his next move is, instead of being a “poor man’s Ruben Studdard…Speaking of poor men, where is Ruben Studdard?

Oh yeah, Ruben is singing this season’s exit song, I hope that works out for him…Damn, I’m SOOORRRRRRY, No I don’t, Damn, I’m SOOOOOOORRRY, and all because of, Damn, I’m SOOOOOOORRRY, that stupid song he did, Damn, I’m SOOOOOOORRRY, “Sorry 2004”…I’m sure he is sorry he has not hit the charts since 2004.

I also cannot see Chikezie hitting the charts either…he is so arrogant and thinks he is so great! Hello, you lost to a little Asian girl who was sick! You are not the great. And why did you drop your last name? What? Are you like, Prince or Cher, now? How pretentious.

Ramiele was off her game, David Archuleta was really over the top with that song about love and voices and animals and whatever the hell else it was about…I swear I was waiting for Simba and Nala to bust out and strangely painted gay dancers with animals on their heads to prance around the stage while he was lifted atop a rock and holding the new Lion King to the jungle.

Syesha should not have been in the bottom 3, the girl has the personality of a door knob, but she can sing. She did that song justice.

Is David Cook cheating? I think so…that song, the remake was NOT a hit in the 80’s, Chris Cornell covered it in 2006. He should have put on the sequin glove and groped Archuleta, like Michael Jackson would have done.

Carly really does look really 'big" from when we first saw her! If her face was any fuller, it would spill over.

Oh yeah....and can we just keep Brooke White still? Someone should put the bitch in a full body cast…NO dancing for her, it makes me more uncomfortable than a drunken, closeted gay guy at a Thanksgiving dinner standing up and saying he has an announcement to make.

Oh my good gravy and Baby Jesus, what was that? What was Kristy Lee Cook singing? OMG, I was waiting for a montage of a bald eagle spliced in with a Ford truck and flags and fireworks and little children at a 4th of July picnic....Smart move, bitch. No judge is gonna put down that song...I could see Harvey Levin and TMZ urinating on themselves with happiness and the next day's headline would have read , "Simon Cowell: Un-American Idle". I swear this is all I saw while she was singing, Kristy Lee Liberty!

I loved Danny Noriega sitting with David Hernandez last night...wonder if they are dating... OMG, Danny’s next single, I’m in love wit’ a Strippa (featuring Missy Elliott, Christina Aguilera, & Li’l Kim) The Timbaland Ultra- Likin’ it- ish remix.

Lost: Meet Kevin Johnson. Kevin Johnson, Meet spoilers.

2008-03-24T12:26:00.000-07:00

Oh, what an episode. The last new Lost episode for a month did not disappoint. We picked up where we left off, finding out that Michael indeed is Ben's spy on the freighter. While some people may have felt let down by this reveal, I loved it. It's MICHAEL, people! The same man who risked everything to get his son off the island...back once again. The same man who killed 2 innocent people (does anyone really mind that he killed Ana Lucia?) to release Ben from the Lostie's captivity. And, lucky Michael, he gets to explain himself to Sayid.

Sayid: Hello, Michael.
Michael: Not now man.
Sayid: Yes, right now. Why are you on this boat?
Michael: I'm here to die.

Sayid, shockingly, was not very pleased with Michael's return.
The episode, told in one long, uninterrupted flashback, showed us that Michael did in fact make it off the island. There was no happily ever story, however, for he was separated from his son, Walt, who didn't want to see him since Michael had confessed he killed Ana Lucia and Libby. Michael, depressed and lonely, tries again and again to kill himself with no avail.
It was the return of Tom, aka Mr. Friendly, that explained to Michael that his work on the island was not done, and as such, he cannot die. (Was Mr. Friendly lying? Is that why Jack couldn't kill himself in last season's finale? Comment!) Mr. Friendly, who was getting pretty friendly with a younger guy, convinced Michael to go back, to save the very people on the island he had left behind. Tom also reveals to Michael that it is Mr. Widmore, Penny's dad, that staged the fake plane crash. So, Ben's pinning this on Widmore, and Widmore is pinning it on Ben...who do we believe? Michael has orders to kill everyone on the boat, but only after he tries to do just that by attempting to detonate a bomb which creepily reveals 'Not Yet', Ben tells him to compile a list (sounding familiar?) of the good people on the freighter. Which leads me to believe that since John killed Naomi, who seems to be one of the good people, is the island punishing him? Can John no longer see Jacob for this reason?
Back on the island, John Locke explained to his followers why Ben had been let free, but people were not convinced, and again, were not pleased to learn of the return of Michael. Ben's pretty dramatic, claiming that the people on the boat have orders to kill everyone once they have Ben. As usual, it seems like Ben is planning something, and is perhaps preparing for the war that has been hyped all season long, for he convinces Alex, Karl, and Rousseau to leave for a safe haven. In true Lost fashion, the trip would not be safe at all, and Rousseau and Karl are killed. Was this all part of Ben's plan? I'm inclined to think so....
Back on the freighter, Sayid is proving to be hard to please. Upon learning that Michael is working for Ben, Sayid gets pretty upset. The great irony in all this is that we know that Sayid is working for Benjamin Linus in the future, and it seems like we were all thinking, "Oh, honey...if only you knew", as Sayid dragged Michael into the captain's station and essentially ratted him out. Anyone else think the captain, besides being really cute, was pretty nonchalant to hear that the traitor on the boat was none other than Kevin Johnson, deck hand? And that, my friends, is where we are left off, with a return of April 24...I think we'll be foaming at the mouth for new episodes by then, Lost withdrawal is not a pretty sight.

Random observations:
1. I loved Sayid's reaction to finding out that Michael was Ben's man...it was too perfect, since we know what happens in the future. How it happens, we are still unsure. Does the boat get to the island because of Sayid's actions? Does everyone die, as Ben suggests? Is this why Sayid feels guilty? It's possible, but honestly, who even knows what this show is going to give us!
2. Between Sayid, Desmond, and the captain, Michael was not looking too good. Superficial, I know.
3. Is Michael's mom the same woman that asks Miles the ghost whisperer to come get rid of her grandson's ghost? Will we ever see Walt again?
4. I fear for Desmond...I swear, the man is going to die. I'm calling it now: Penny gets to the freighter...her and Desmond are reunited at last...Desmond gets shot by Daddy Widmore. It will break my heart, but that's how I think it's going to happen.

Did I miss anything? Am I insane for loving this show so much?

One Tree Kat I mean Hill

2008-03-21T19:41:00.000-07:00

Okay, so i am obsessed. I am obsessed with OTH. This week's ep was out of the park. I feel emotionally connected to these people and their 100th episode. Hope everyone knows, they are already picked up for next year, meaning i will be even more psychotic. I dont know why. I just fucking love it. Tonight the 90210 that introduced John Sears was on and I was like DONT TALK TO DAN SCOTT. I love P. Sawyer, and B. Davis. I love Skillz and Nathan (even though he is a dumbass) and Jamie and now Lilly. They cornered the market on cute freakin kid actors.

Seriously people, i need someone to tell me why I love these bitches and hate Lucas and Lindsay (but she did look good on wedding day). Now I am all about the second coming of John Sears/Dan. Can anyone say that moment when he had nannycarrie by the throat was not incredible??????? Oh, at least this Lindsay thing will be over soon. I need to know others are obsessed...Anyone??? please comment to make me feel sane, lol. Or to tell us something we should add to the blog. We welcome suggestions.

So Ovah, Overmyer...

2008-03-20T09:28:00.001-07:00

So what will happen now with "vote for the worst" now that the King and Queen...did I see King? I meant 2 Queens got booted from American Idol?

Last night, Amanda Overmyer got booted from AI after her craptastical performance of "Back in the USSR". There was not a dry eye in any biker bar across America...Teenyboppers 2- Bikers 0

So she sounded like a chainsaw that had been smoking Marlboro reds for 20 years, so what? So she looked like husky Cruella Deville that had had too much whiskey and fell out of Janis Joplin's closet, so what? Yes, her hair looked like a skunk had decided to nest on her head, big deal! She was fun to make fun of, people. Idol has gone down hill since Danny Noreiga left...and I'm not likin' it!

Also shocking enough was that Carly Smithson and Kristy Lee Cook were also in the bottom 3. If you were keep score of the "back talkers", Amanda said that she didn't think she should sing a ballad and that she wanted to be that cool, rock chick people wanted to buy a ticket to go see.

Kristy said that Simon knew that she could blow him away.

Carly made that horrible analogy about the blackbird, the broken wing and the music industry.

The only one that was missing was spastic ballerina Brooke White.

I'll miss you, Amanda...who the hell am I gonna make fun of now?

She was an easy target! See?

OMG, they killed Kenny!...no they didn't but they almost killed Big E! The Bastards

2008-03-20T06:55:00.000-07:00

Just when I thought MTV could not get any more disgusting…the floor collapses and I fall deeper into a lower level of MTV hell. If the devil wears Prada then he also watches MTV.

The channel that brought you spoiled 15 year old girls bitching, whining, and crying about their sweet 16 party, the channel that introduced us to Heidi and Spencer…I want to kick MTV in the nuts for that one…and helped celebrities show off their “cribs” and then pimped people’s rides, almost televised the first reality show death on camera also.

Last night on the Gauntlet, the Vets almost killed teammate Eric…LMAO. Yes, they did. First, CT had to help Eric swim a half mile and I don’t know how the fat ass did not take CT down with him…CT and the rest of the Vet douche bags then had to run chained together…. I am sorry, I am laughing but I found it hilarious the way CT was dragging Eric like a ball and chain on his leg…it was like he was chained to an elephant that had been shot for his ivory tusks…Finally, Brad tries to get the team to stop because Eric is throwing up on himself, I am surprised he hasn’t shit himself at this point…LOL…only to be yelled at and told off by the entire team…couple minutes later Eric collapses on the ground and all he can hear and see is his team yelling at him to get up…Um, where are the producers with the medics at this point? It was the worst thing I have seen on TV since “The Moment of Truth” episode where that Hot NY cop had been cheated on by his skanky bleach blonde wife…

At any rate…I will play the rest in FFWD, Ambulance and medics finally come, Rookies pass the Vets, medics take Eric, Rookies have huge lead, Vets catch up, Vets win…Um, no they didn’t they left a teammate behind…they all bitch about not getting $20,000. Gross.

American Idol- 03/18/08- Spoilers dumb ass...

2008-03-19T12:03:00.000-07:00

Beatles for a 2nd week in a row was ridiculous…I mean have these producers no respect for the Beatles than to have the likes of Kristy Lee Cook and Syesha Mercado butcher these talented men’s work! Syesha Mercado…yikes!

Amanda - I was not loving her last night at all…girl, open your mouth when you sing, try it once or twice, she sounded like a drill going into a screaming cat…and I disagree with the judges she should not take a chainsaw to a ballad…she does not have a voice for a ballad. That would be horrendous....hmmm, but maybe that is what they want…to get rid of her by giving her bunk advice. I think I just cracked Simon and Paula's dastardly plan. Sang: “Back in the USSR”

Kristy - I do not like Kristy at all, and I usually like country girls but something about her rubs me the wrong way…what was up with everyone talking back to the judges yesterday, started with Amanda and almost all the contestants did…or else felt like they had to defend themselves. Just shut up and take it. Jeez. Sang: “You’ve Got to Hide Your Love”

David A -I hate the kid and his dad…come on, a grown man picking on a little girl? That is just sick. If you didn’t know, Vote for the worst and TMZ report that David Archuleta’s dad was busy while his son on stage on Star Search…he was harassing and intimidating the other contestant’s…yes, little boys and little girls…he had to be kicked off the set. Pig…and his son looks like am imp from Lord of the Rings or Never Ending Story or some shit. Sang: “The Long and Winding Road”

Michael - I have to take Dramamine when I watch this guy sing…he makes me nauseous, with all the back and forth and back and forth swaying! I wish he would stop trying to be like Michael Hutchence and Jim Morrison. Seriously, dude…you are making me dizzy with all the moving around and the singing was horrendous. Sang: “A Day in the Life”

Brooke - Hated it! Hated her! Hated the dress! Hated her excuses! Hate hate hate! And her dancing made her look like she was having a seizure…all that jerking around…it made me uncomfortable…like "Girl, you know you are dancing bad…just stop…no really, stop right now!" She reminded me of one of those videos from youtube where people are getting attacked by bees or something and they are running around flailing their arms and screaming. That’s exactly what she looked like…well, if she ever has a kid…we know what reality show she can go on next, Lifetime’s “Your Mama Don’t Dance” or is it can’t dance? Either way, the bitch SHOULD NEVER dance again. As a matter of fact, remember what that crazy lady did with the sledgehammer to that author's legs in the movie, "Misery"...someone should put her out of her misery. Sang: “Here Comes the Sun”

David C – It was ok…he used one of those things that those people that have emphysema use to talk and Paula said he was ready to do a Geico commercial…drunken bitch…another thing, his hair bothers me, have you ever noticed that the front is just an extension from the hair in the back of his head…I bet you his hairline is receding so far back that if you lift up that hair…it will look like his forehead stars in the back of his ears. Sang: “Day Tripper”

Carly - I swear all she needed was some curlers in her hair and that shirt dress thing would have looked like one of the house dresses my grandma used to wear in the 70's…I was waiting for Bea Arthur to open a door and hear, "…and then there's Maude" It was horrendous…What is up in the wardrobe department this season? Are there no gay men there or what? That song she picked was so awful and gloomy…it reminded me of that Edgar Allen Poe poem, “The Raven” and I wish that I could hear this bitch, nevermore! Sang: Black Bird

It reminded me of something like this:

Jason- He is so cheesy…something about his face bothers me…he looks like a muppet or something. He looks like he is always so like vapid and not there….like a Stepford kid except with dreads…maybe he’s a pothead, who knows but I hated the whole thing. What was up with the whole French and English thing? I felt like it should have had subtitles like Sun and Jin talk on “Lost” Sang: Michelle

Syesha - I actually liked it…it did show off her voice…but did we have to know that you had all that cleavage? Come on girl…a little class. That damned wardrobe department needs a gay in there…and if they have one…a better one, one with taste. Sang: “Yesterday”

Chickezie - I could not hate Chuck E. Cheezie more even if he was David Archuleta or his father. Next! OMG, before you guy...let's talk about the harmonica! WHY? WHY? and WHO? Who told him to do that!? It was horribly, horrifically, horrific! It this worst thing I have seen since I saw a clip of "Keeping up with Kardashians" and the worst I heard since the one time when I lived on South Beach there was a cat that was in heat and lived in the back alley under my bedroom window. Sang" "She's a Woman"

Ramiele - I did not think she did that well at all, I hated it even. Her voice did not suit the song and I normally love her. I agreed that she needs to sing big like Dusty Springfield. Also, why oh why that hat? Which one of you bitches did it? Who tell me?! Which one of you in the wardrobe department let her near the hat rack!?

I am now, not rooting for anyone…just hoping some people lose before other I guess…and the contestants need to stop talking back. That bothers me so much. Makes me want to send this chick after them....I know she scares the shit out of me....

Great now I am not going to be able to go to sleep...LOL